Moratorium: Dog Days Are Over, for now

Contrary to my previous disdain towards dog ownership, I would have to say that I quite miss those hounds. Although their hair floated in the air like smoke plumes dusting my food quite nicely, their need for attention kept me awake 22/7, and their unhygienic propensities and practices absolutely appalled me, a part of a vivacious personality possessed by these dogs is missing and has taken a toll of absence on my previous anti-dog life. I may not necessarily condone the mixing of animals and humans under one roof just because we don't even wear shoes in our own house, but that doesn't mean that I'm not willing to pursue the possibility of welcoming a dog into my life. It most likely won't be a dog that sheds in the least, but other than that, who doesn't want to share their day to day happenings with some goofy little creature of consistent loyalty... Calling all dogs...