Septemberly Bacon

My meals consist of six foods, and six foods only:
Cereal
Corn
Spinach leaves
Bananas (blended)
Earl Grey Tea
BACON

Bacon. Ah, the simple pleasures in life. Or maybe it's just breakfast food, errr, maybe it's not the breakfast food itself; rather, it is the positively radiant connotation associated with breakfast - the slipping on of the house moccasins, sipping coffee at one's leisure, reclining either outside or at the window basking in the waking up of the tired earth, reading a book or the newspaper's humorous column of absurdity. Just taking the time to enjoy a little bit of repose before LIFE hits you in the face like a biting winter's wind.

Of course, not every morning is like this glorious initiative, but the pure fact that COULD BE makes it all the more glorious.

Today, as I wistfully eyed the salad topped with two pieces of bacon and pondered the employment of my stealthy pilferage of all bacon toppings, a kind man gifted me his bacon. He must of recognized the greedy bacon-stricken look upon my face, for he offered it to me at once!

If only every kind man gifted me his bacon. Oh wait, that sounds dirty... How about: If only all kind gentlemen of this fine tavern so nameth "Le Caf" were to bestow upon me their rations of slaughtered pig that gently lie-eth nestled between such exquisite greenery and freshly picked crop from this year's yields. YES, I accept your kind offer.