Pre-Law 'scoff'

So there I was, in a court room being introduced to the Judge as a law school student. I immediately realized that the mis-introduction needed immediate rectification lest I be drilled about some obscure reasoning of the law or another. Upon my introduction of being full-out law, I immediately located the exits and began recalling everything about law that I had ever learned or read, if my knowledge be tested. I could barely interrupt the mile-a-minute introduction to clarify my year in school, yet alone completely clarify my major.

All of those Youth and Government Judicial Mock Trials as a top state judge treated me well in high school, but let's be real, it's not the hardcore parkour law in real life stuffs. On the topic of the beloved YAG, most people couldn't properly present a simple Burden of Proof, and I sent about 90% of the defendants to 20+ years in the state penitentiary. To the 10% that did, well done, as you should have.

Objection: Overruled.

Anyways, I ended up accepting "pre-law" as my major. We had a nice little chat, and that was that.

Scoff.