This post is about my theory titled "the short" theory which is in correlation with the homogeneity of sorority girls. Now, I do not imply that my theory applies to all, but for the majority, I would say that it trumps the few who do not participate, canceling out their non-participation. I also do not wish for this theory to hold a negative connotation of any sort, for I am merely expressing an observation, one of which I believe you are able to testify as one you've had yourself.
My "short" theory is that a majority of sorority girls are short.
Leggings, boots, and a semi-long t-shirt. The phenomenon always seems to be rampant this time of year. You know who you are. Even I am guilty of attempting this seemingly sporty and semi-scandalous endeavor. I am all about anti-pants, so this pant-free endeavor speaks to my soul on many levels. But let's be real, my long legs don't exactly pull it off - thus, "the short" theory.
I cannot pull off this pant-freeness because I am tall. No over-sized t-shirt could ever compensate for this unfortunate circumstance of being tall. It just does not work.
Have you ever seen a tall girl with this t-shirt and legging combo? If you have, you've probably thought about how odd she appears. It just doesn't quite work.
Have you ever seen a short girl with this combo? Yes, many.
Are they sorority girls? Yes, all of them.
Thus, a majority of sorority girls are short.
My "short" theory contains many holes. Please dispute. Offer a remedy to the tall ones; console us. Defend yourself if you are guilty. And please indicate if you are in a sorority and are of a height less than 5'9."
Do I hear monogrammed leggings?....
hilarious.
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