"Must be the weather," I consoled myself.
"GET IT OUT ALREADY," I responded with my own hog-like grunts. "Take that, you phlegmies."
Upon writing this insignificant and obscenely put post, I discovered that "mucus" is spelled without the "o" when it is a noun, and it is spelled "mucous" when an adjective.
"Phlegm" is mistakenly spelled "flem." According to Urban Dictionary, the spelling of "flem" is a "common idiot misspelling of "phlegm."
Lesson: don't be that idiot who spells that beautiful word as "flem."
Sidenote, I also discovered that "Phlegm" is also
"A cool aura surrounding a person. Most of the time a sense of confidence exuded from the person. Their talents bring out the best of his peers, and he is level headed easy to get a long with, and is renowned, as well as, successful. Even with his enviable good fortune other don't feel jealous, and support their developmental growth and good fortune.
Leroy: Man, don't you love being around Peter.
Anna: Yes, there is something around his Phlegm.
Leroy: Our group is making money hand over fist.
Anna: He really brings out the best of our team.
Leroy: His confidence is almost contagious."
Anna: Yes, there is something around his Phlegm.
Leroy: Our group is making money hand over fist.
Anna: He really brings out the best of our team.
Leroy: His confidence is almost contagious."
Well then, does this reverse the whole unappealing factor of that morning mucus?
Take pride in your phlegm, that's all I'm saying. Woo me.
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