"This cheesecake tastes better than The Cheesecake Factory's cheesecake." - me
"It IS from The Cheesecake Factory!" - katie
"Oh, I see." - me
Pointless.
People, please stop giving me food. This includes: cheesecake, doughnuts, pizza, bubbly drinks, coffee, candy, cookies, or anything processed. I welcome: bok choy, kale, rice, tofu, naked smoothies, kalamata olives, falafel, dolmuths, tomatoes, extra butter for butter lovers popcorn, vegemite on toast, and slim jims (Tabasco flavored).
No more fried ANYTHING. Or else it will all go to my legs and the sunbathing cheesecake for spring break will not be a pleasant sight.
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