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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Ipso Facto: Shy?

My teacher asks, "Are you shy?" of a new student who just rushed into class.

1. Did you seriously just ask that? 
     - aren't you going to judge the level of shyness whatever the response may be anyways

2. Why do you need to know?
     - do you really need assurance and are hoping that that person is, in fact, not shy 

3. If the person is, in fact, more reserved than the person next to them who acts like a squirrel on crack and your demanding inquiry challenges their character, then I must tell you that they will retreat into themselves because you just insulted them. 
     - curiosity killed the cat, just saying. tisk tisk

4. If the person is, in fact, a chipmunks are cuter on crack, then they could either 1. take offense, or 2. laugh it off and exclaim "of course not (interlude: almost as if it is a bad trait and they could never be affiliated with such inadequacies)!"

Take it or leave it, but at least think about how you label people [TO THEIR FACES], because those who are reserved in the slightest could possibly take offense to it.

Post Script: What if the student actually was, in fact, shy?? hashtag awkward...

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