Today's awkward activities included:
accidentally wading through a puddle
swatting around madly as a spiderweb attacked my face
tripping as I am still swatting at the spider dangling from my nose
trying to open my mailbox, and five minutes later realizing that it's not mine
jeans stretching a little too much
shorts getting soaked by the rain
having a back spasm over a rat that your sister dissected in biology
social skills down 500 points due to testing preoccupation
I'd just like to take this time to apologize for my awkward behavior today.
Everyone has one of those days where you just feel awkward in your own skin. Today was my day. The rain both added to the awkwardness and washed it away.
Talk about pathetic fallacy.
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