I collect teaspoons. Going on vacation and need to get me a souvenir? Teaspoon. Feel like giving me a miniature gift? Teaspoon.
Reluctantly, I have decided that it would be for the best if I did not include my precious teaspoons in my packing list for college. I am thinking of practicality and thievery here.
1. You can't just have one teaspoon. Heavens! That would almost disregard the entire concept of the teaspoon if there is only one.
2. Deciding which few of the treasured cheap collector spoons is such a difficult and dreadful task.
3. I fear for my teaspoons' safety, being in a college environment. You never know who's on the prowl to steal some miniature spoons, such sacred utensils they are.
Gotta watch out for those teaspoon thiefs and protect alllll my spoons (in an old man's country accent)!
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