etsy -- from the future

The baby sister is setting up an Etsy account and asked me, "should I write my 'About' in third person -- how should I write it?"
I responded in a growling-whispering-ominously-toned voice "from the fuuuutttuuureee."

"Muwahahaha ra ra ra," I laughed in my head while I imagined some poor soul wondering in which dimension the baby sister was... or will be.