I am in love with my bus driver. I have taken the bus at least twenty times since the first and only sighting, but I still have hope in seeing him again so I can just gaze into the bus' review mirror.
One night at dinner I decided to reveal my burning passion for our N5 bus driver, and I said that he was "guapisimo" upon which I was chided for the incorrect use of the word. Apparently no one uses "guapo" in this part of the Latin American world. No. "Guapo" is for Mexico only. "Lindo."
Replace "tu" with "vos."
Replace fine wine with Fernet.
My whole life has been a lie.
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