Wifi works from my bed... Sometimes

If we are having a textversation, and then I just stop responding, there is a 100% chance that I am in Argentina and the wifi is simply acting as normal: never consistent. 

There is also a 100% chance that I am snuggled in a warm straw bed and will most definitely not get up and go somewhere else in the house to find the optimum wifi signal. 

I will simply sigh, put down my phone, put my earplugs back in, and resume my five-hour siesta fiesta. 

Hasta la never pronto.