I want some MALK

I decided that I needed milk in my coffee. I went to the mini-supermercado y then proceeded to peruse the 10 different kinds of milk I could buy. 

Just think about all of the different milk options in Walmart - each slightly differing from the other, but like I said, only slightly.

I will still never know what kind of milk I ended up getting, but it does taste like milk.

And then that milk expired three days ago, and I'm still drinking it because that is what we do here. Food regulations are applied loosely.