We set about making our lists, lists of all the boys we knew and the potentials.
Slim pickings considering we attend Samford and are not in sororities.
After we barely lifted all of the fingers (almost ten!), thanks to Samford's ratio, we concluded that our best bet was to attend other people's weddings, join a social dance club, and buy a golden retriever (guys like to run with dogs right?).
Should have joined a sorority.
Commiserating together, we anticipate our futures and question our self-worth as we eat left-over corn pancakes and watch the storm blow in across the harbor.
pathetic fallacy, who are we ye existentialistmatics, prayer circle, crashing waves, and king mackerels
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