PBJ&D

A nice PBJ&D sandwich can satisfy any food craving while beaching.

What exactly is a PBJ&D sandwich? you may ask.

Peanut-butter, Jam, and Doritos.

A childhood recipe.  

...The Doritos have to go IN the sandwich though, of course.

So enjoy your pseudo-hamburger and pseudo-fish&chips! PBJ&D forever.