Fush & Chups: On Cannibalism

I just wanted some decent fish and chips. Now, nothing beats Doyle's' take-out at Watson's Bay, Sydney, Australia, but when in Rome, I'm at the beach, and I presume that there are plenty of fish to go around.

I peruse the menu - again and again. I check for the third time, and nowhere are there just plain-ole fish and chips. So I ask the waitress, "Can I just get some fish and chips?"
"Honey, you can get some kids fish sticks and order a separate order of french fries."
Not the same thing.
I was livid. I would have killed for some fish and chips. Steam was coming out of my nose and ears. I was ravenous and I was enraged, furious. "fish sticks and separate order my..."

So I went for the fried shrimp. Now, I've only been eating sparse amounts of seafood for a little more than a year now, and the shrimp still freaks me out; however, if it is fried, I'll go for it. And of course, if I am on the water.

Landry's at Kemah, Texas is another great place for some good Fish and Chips.
Zeke's Fish and Chips in Fort Worth, Texas is okay, but pricey and not that sanitary. It's just really popular.
And apparently there is another great undercover fish and chips shop across from the Pier 1 on Hulen/Bryant Irvin near the Costco. Apparently it is the new family hang-out. In Texas. I'm not in Texas, obviously.

I miss me some Watson's Bay. I don't necessarily miss the seagulls, but I do miss the shark and the view of the Harbour. Oh, and what a nice walk it is up from the wharf to the south head facing the Pacific.

Where can I find such beauty? None can compare.
I miss my Nana and Dan Dan. Distance sucks. I'm going to watch Finding Nemo now. Or Bondi Rescue.

FUSH AND CHUPS

Those blasted seagulls "mine mine mine"

 What a view!

 sand or park bench, your choice

 talk about fish with other avid fish and chips goers

 stand in line forever for the fish that's worth a wait

 never tasted better, seagull-proof in the making

 North Head and South Head