on Cankles

Sometimes I just wish that I had cankles. As I walk around after wearing my 4 in. heels at the Beeson Ball, my ankles are suffering from some sort of foot drop. My ankle bones protrude the surface of my skin - very fragile.

so...

If only I had some extra tissue down there on my feet, then all would be well. I could really use the extra padding on my feet to absorb the shock of my thudding steps.

I wish I had cankles.

I don't know what you could take or leave from this except that you are probably thinking, "how odd."